An elderly gentleman goes to apply for social security, the lady asks for his ID to prove age and he tells her he forgot it at home. She tells him, “that’s okay just unbutton the front of your shirt”. He does so and she tells him, “ah yes, I see all those gray hairs. Your approved.” The man goes home and tells his wife he will start getting his checks next month and told her how he forgot his ID at home and the woman verified his age by having him unbutton his shirt. The wife tells her husband, “heck, you should have undone your pants and you would have gotten disability too!”